let's play Charades!

We had a long night playing charades.
it was going on fine until cass all left.
kaew bao caryn and i started to get cranky under the influence of alcohol and probably worn out cause it's alr 4am in the morning.

kaew and bao a team. caryn and i another.
we continued the topic on people.
i've got so many hilarious moments to share but i guess i'll just pick the best out of each.
ps: all these made me laugh until i think i need my inhaler

Scene 1:
kaew acting to bao.
topic: Shoe Maker

kaew took off her shoe and tried VERY hard to act like she's mending the shoe or something.
All bao could make out is "SHOE! SHOE! SHOE!"
kaew: Shoe WHAT?! SHOE WHAT?!?!?!?!
bao: SHOE you peng!!!!!!! HIS ENGLISH NAME!!!!!

Scene 2:
bao acting to kaew.
topic: George Bush

bao acted well enough to let kaew know that it's a US president that is before obama and after clinton.
kaew: shit man. i know i know. the one after clinton before obama one. but i forgot alr! shit man! tsk.
next moment bao is standing up and doing the fucking action (like all guys do the pumping way) with the help of the table.
Her intention is actually to tell kaew, it's PUSH. (which sounds like BUSH)
After pondering for awhile....
kaew: PONG!

Scene 3:
caryn acting to me.
topic: Osama

caryn tried very hard to make me have an idea but all i could make out is O_MA
me: O what MA?! wah lao eh!
me: O MA MA!
me: O WO DE MA!
me: O NI DE MA!
me: O TA DE MA!
by this time, i really really very irritated alr. cause i die also cannot make out what she's doing!
then suddenly...
me: O Kay MA?!?!?!
immediately bao and kaew together: NI OKAY MA?!?!?!
they couldn't stop laughing for quite awhile after this shit O Kay MA came out.

Scene 4:
caryn acting to me again.
topic: Andy Lau

okay i brought this up because we're all impressed with caryn on acting out andy lau.
she acted like an ant.
me: ANT!
then she point to the floor and signal to me it's in chinese.
me: DI!
and lastly she acted as an old man and signal it's in chinese.
me: LAO REN!
me: LAO BEIBEI!
me: okay okay! LAO!
with her help to put these single words together, friends, pls pronounce together with me...
me: ANT DI LAO.....(the di and lao you must pronounce like how you'd say floor and old in chinese)
everyone clapped!

Sweep all the bad luck away!

This is shi jianping. my sec sch mate.
we stopped in the middle of CTE so that he could puke.
we only had 2 towers of beer. that's all.....
anyway, we had a gathering earlier with steven and yun kai.
and carol put aeroplane due to work.


sorry. lazy to rotate the pic but these are my tools for cwo.


and me in the vest.
pls hor. not that i don't have face to put my face in the photo but it's that my face is peeling damn badly and it's very ugly that's why i didn't take my face.

CWO actually is not a big deal. cause people are so used to it alr that they don't even give a shit about you sweeping rubbish in their neighbourhood. i guess it's an experience to me and i had fun. really. i made friends with 17 other people. half younger than me, half older. i could stand under a tree to get some shade and sweep the dry leaves for an hour or more. i picked one leave a time with the fork broom into the dustpan. there's this uncle doing cwo too, walked up to me and said,"ni de ye zi sao bu wan de hor?"
I laughed and replied,"uhuh, yi pian yi pian man man sao la. Deng yi xia feng yi cui, you ke yi sao le!"
and the wind really came and blew the leaves down.

Whenever the officer come to me and ask me not to stay in the same area, i'll just move to the next tree. i think he's so pissed with me lor.
i'll play songs from my hp while working and i look like those blanglas. to make it worse, my tan really made me look like one road sweeper. (oh, taxi drivers have been talking to me in malay ever since i came back from tioman. thrice alr.) the one piece to make it perfect is blangla songs.
after a while i think i'm good with using the fork broom. even cig bud i also can use that and pick into my dustpan. haha..
3hours blink blink eye over alr.
and because we're not allowed to smoke during the 3hours, the whole lot of 17people took out their cigs immed after we returned the tools and said "ohh... we can litter again lo!!!"
the Nea officers just shook their heads.....

Tioman trip was good other than i got stung by jelly fish and other living things which cause my eye to swell until like bao punch me that time. damn bad. The corals are so much nicer than phuket. So peeps, if you're looking for a nice snorkeling trip, don't go to places where tsunami hit. like phuket etc... the corals there are all grey grey white white, or dead. damn sad. For tioman, you can actually see brillant colours!

One Bad News And Double Happiness
my only grandparent left standing rested her legs 2days ago.
my aunt said that she kept tearing on her last moments but she left peacefully.
i was at st joseph church early morning yesterday waiting for her to arrive and all.
the atmosphere is more like a gathering for all of us rather than grieving over the loss.
probably everyone expected it. she didn't pass away because of illness but like what my dad said "lao si"
so everyone took it quite well. btw, she's 87 years old.

on the same day when we're rushing to the church, my bro broke the news to me that my sister in law is 5months pregnant!
AND IT IS GONNA BE 2 BABY GIRLS!
OMG!!!!!!
i'm gonna be gu gu in another 2-3 months time! since my bros said it's gonna be premature!
Katelyn Ng and Kasia Ng! (my bro said it must be K and K cause they're gonna be born at KK hospital!)
I told him about vernia and her bro and we had a good laugh... heh. vern, not laughing at you but how my bro actually had the same thinking as your parents. haha.
He's the 1st in my dad and mum's hierarchy that got twins la!
i got babIES! i got babIES!
after 5 years of trying, he finally got what he wants, and it came in a pair! so god is fair! god left him childless for years and gave him twins! hahahhaha.....
my bro told me that now he got kids alr, have to buy car and all. and probably a MVP cause he might want a 3rd kid. a boy. haha. and we discussed abt the delivery fees and all. 10 over thousands for 2 kids and on top of that, premature will cause more. then i suggested to him that he should pay by installments.
anyway, you don't know how happy my dad is. now all we hope for is the health and smooth delivery of Katelyn and Kasia!

Singapore Entertainment Awards 2009

These videos are for sok han and bao who couldn't make it for the E-awards.

It's in order. He recieved awards, then sing gao xiao followed by ge zhong qiang shuo.

And i cannot stop watching his hot shot dance. I told vern for that period of time that he's out till end, i feel like i'm wearing a dress all of a sudden. yea...

All my love to zhi xin for the 2 tickets! xoxoxo.

Growing Up

As you can see... FEVER.
But still so cute hor?!
I can see his double chin....hahaha


Look damn cute and grown up.
Like xiao da ren!


His forever mesmerising smile once again captured...
I love it when he smile like this.

The mother say wanna bring him to support me when i go sweep floor on the 14th.
But i refused though i'll love to see him cause i didn't want to leave a bad impression on him. WAHAHAHA....
Anyway, Kriston has an account on facebook. hahaha.
To add him, simply type, Kriston Tang. =)

And i wanna share a conversation karyn and i had last night.
Reason being, i cannot imagine i actually said such a thing.

Scene: We're watching some video on sea expedition.
K: Eh let's go rent a yacht and i can drive out to sea.
A: Okay!
K: But one thing is i'm not very sure about the directions and all, what if we go out of boundaries and meet some pirates?
A: (kept silence)
K: You know when you meet pirates out there, they'll actually take everything from you? Including your boat as well...
A: Huhhhh.... then they just throw us into the sea?
K: Don't know, maybe give us one life boat lor....and worse thing is they give us ONE peddle only. Then sure die one lor. How to peddle? How ar?
A: Orh...errr.... CALL JOHNNY DEPP!!!